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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I put the neat things I find on these internets here. I’m helping to contribute to the blog-0-sphere!I write original excellence  herevar gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4271894-1");pageTracker._initData();pageTracker._trackPageview();</description><title>heller!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @heller)</generator><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>What's the deal with hip-hop?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://elitaste.com/blog/2008/05/30/ladies-and-gentlementhe-mixtape-about-nothing/"&gt;What's the deal with hip-hop?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This Seinfeld theme mixtape is pretty sick, there is even a shoutout from Julia Louis-Dreyfus&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://benchinn.tumblr.com/post/40487189/whats-the-deal-with-hip-hop"&gt;benchinn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.catchdubs.com/images/wale_front.jpg" height="465" width="465"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you like hip-hop and seinfeld this mixtape is for you. It’s made by Wale who happens to be in Mark Ronsons crew. More importantly his cousin is Chris from The Wire. Ronson and ?uestlove produced some of the tracks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40556984</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40556984</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:30:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>New bedroom/boardroom.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1249478&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1249478&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1249478&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1249478"&gt;New bedroom/boardroom.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40236604</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40236604</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:26:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Interactive musical performance.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1245129&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1245129&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1245129&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1245129"&gt;Interactive musical performance.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40124523</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40124523</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:35:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just call him back already!Dmitri just has a certain charm, and...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c06pinaKl8o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just call him back already!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dmitri just has a certain charm, and his Canadian accent is adorable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40108657</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40108657</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:15:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I am aware that I may get public mockary for this post....BUUUUUT</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Aquabats - Return of the…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reel Big Fish - Turn the Radio Off&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey Brother Can You Spare Some Ska Volume One - VA&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;—Amanda do you have a lot of this music on your computer, because I have a very good idea.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://amandalynferri.tumblr.com/post/40086707/i-am-aware-that-i-may-get-public-mockary-for-this"&gt;amandalynferri&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Can you guys please tell me what your favorite ska albums are?  It doesn’t matter which wave of ska, I am interested in all.   I have recently been listening to a lot lately, but realize that I have very few ska albums past ‘99.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40097035</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/40097035</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:07:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is the best single web page on the Internoots.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/nKZuaXbPLap1vs8zGRN76xoY_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is the best single web page on the &lt;a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=lobster%20baby&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;um=1&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wi"&gt;Internoots&lt;/a&gt;.</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39932684</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39932684</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:19:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Al-Qaeda had been the most media-savvy terrorist group in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/nKZuaXbPLaouwxanYEv54lah_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Al-Qaeda had been the most media-savvy terrorist group in the world. Sending out regular communiques, that included audio and video. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sometimes, when you are an authoritarian administration, it’s hard to stick to the times. Web 2.0 resources like YouTube and Facebook have not been particularly useful for these terror-techies. Their distribution is a fraction of what they would have hoped. Many of their most popular videos have been given satirical ‘director’s commentary’ by critics of the terrorist network. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; The free-flow of information has served to undermine many of the agendas of this organization, but the fear is that Arab nations who censor their internet, are allowing Al-Qaeda’s Web 1.0 message to be heard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn9YoFF-ais"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/26/opinion/26kimmage.html"&gt;http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/26/opinion/26kimmage.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39911705</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39911705</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:04:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Get ready for a video response, about how we wear tight clothes...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pABR7CoM5uA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pABR7CoM5uA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Get ready for a video response, about how we wear tight clothes to pull myopic indie-rock bitches.</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39911458</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39911458</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mike Moss Fashion Tips: Excursion #2</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1226847&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1226847&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1226847&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1226847"&gt;Mike Moss Fashion Tips: Excursion #2&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39705569</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39705569</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:23:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pavblog:Mega-hearts, Meta-hearts!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/XkyUM5xzXajy1zawycpTW1y5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pavblog.tumblr.com/post/39447632/mega-hearts-meta-hearts"&gt;pavblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Mega-hearts, Meta-hearts!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39466282</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39466282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:25:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>George Carlin is dead :(</title><description>&lt;a href="http://current.com/items/89042794_george_carlin_dead_at_71"&gt;George Carlin is dead :(&lt;/a&gt;: Get on the plane, get off the plane, fuck you, I’m getting on the plane… there’s less wind in here.</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39466183</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39466183</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:23:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dude… what if we could drill for oil, on the moon?!?</title><description>Dude… what if we could drill for oil, on the moon?!?</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39345126</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/39345126</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:54:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s sad that Tim Russert died. But when you work in the...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="400"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/89021958" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://current.com/e/89021958" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="400" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s sad that Tim Russert died. But when you work in the fast paced world of news, you feel good when you break the story. We were the second newsteam to break the story. Take that: MSNBC, New York Times, Mad Magazine.</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38407676</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38407676</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:58:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ideology Spam, now with great tits.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t89WwcsOj9U"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t89WwcsOj9U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ideology Spam, now with great tits.</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38167669</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38167669</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:12:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Josh Heller does stand up at Comix</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1160446&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1160446&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1160446&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1160446"&gt;Josh Heller does stand up at Comix&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38155600</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38155600</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:21:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Police Sketch.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://flashface.ctapt.de/"&gt;Police Sketch.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8645/picture6nx4.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;let’s see yours.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38127690</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38127690</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:10:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brooklyniswatching.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://brooklyniswatching.com/2008/06/07/a-busy-day-at-jack-the-pelican/#comments"&gt;brooklyniswatching.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/2558477575_c00872c002.jpg?v=0" height="296" width="395"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is an exhibit about Brooklyn watching the world via Second Life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And this is me pretending to type.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38013429</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/38013429</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:12:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"your a fucking terrorist for putitng this up. i would prove you wrong but you one of those facists..."</title><description>“your a fucking terrorist for putitng this up. i would prove you wrong but you one of those facists that wont even listen cause your too ignorant.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;A comment.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/37998671</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/37998671</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:05:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Andrew WK stopped making albums after this dude Steev Mike started saying that he invented andrew wk..."</title><description>““Andrew WK stopped making albums after this dude Steev Mike started saying that he invented andrew wk and started hacking his website with these cryptic coded messages all over the place&lt;br/&gt;Steev Mike is accredited as the executive producer of I Get Wet andrews first break through album&lt;br/&gt;Some think that a second person has been hired to play andrew wk””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;-BD on the Andrew WK conspiracy&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.radcompany.net/VesselDest.Mesg.1500.exe/A7W7K7.html"&gt;http://www.radcompany.net/VesselDest.Mesg.1500.exe/A7W7K7.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/37855166</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/37855166</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:21:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There is a market for ‘lamest rappers ever’....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDgKLeeEDEI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aDgKLeeEDEI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There is a market for ‘lamest rappers ever’. I’m going to be rich.</description><link>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/37852007</link><guid>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/37852007</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:44:50 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
