I put the neat things I find on these internets here. I’m helping to contribute to the blog-0-sphere! I write original excellence here I eat original excellence here I still use AIM like it was 1998 follow me on Twitter var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4271894-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @heller)http://heller.tumblr.com/<object id="ce_91411793" width="400" height="300" data="http://current.com/e/91411793/en_US"><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/91411793/en_US" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://current.com/e/91411793/en_US" width="400" height="300" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>SuperNews! Emoticons Have Cybersex.</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/238357657http://heller.tumblr.com/post/238357657Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:35:42 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuxilZZ2W1qz50sko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(<a href="http://twitter.com/camilolara">via</a>)</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/238319700http://heller.tumblr.com/post/238319700Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:44:45 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstwgoXn7w1qzadq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Impressive Bloomberg political campaign ad</p> <p>(via <a href="http://extendedclubmix.tumblr.com/">extendedclubmix</a>)</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/237812705http://heller.tumblr.com/post/237812705Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:45:26 -0500<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/8347409.stm"> Free market flawed, says survey</a>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/237787725http://heller.tumblr.com/post/237787725Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:10:27 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst2qrJ1yu1qz50sko1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dear Youth in Revolt and Facebook,</p> <p>I do love Burning Man! Thank you for serving me that ad. Now I have to see that movie, so I can prove to you that I have an independent spirit.</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/237253751http://heller.tumblr.com/post/237253751Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:42:00 -0500“May you always have a party to look forward to.”<br/><br/> - <em>If someone ever wishes me luck for the future, I’d suggest they use this line, because I really like having a party to look forward to.</em>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/236471654http://heller.tumblr.com/post/236471654Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:24:15 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrguye8up1qz50sko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mike Damone’s Five-Point Plan for succeeding with women…</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/236353091http://heller.tumblr.com/post/236353091Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:52:09 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspiuyhvPO1qzq44lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Good question</p> <p>(via <a href="http://turquoisebird.tumblr.com/">turquoisebird</a>)</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/235321177http://heller.tumblr.com/post/235321177Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:23:09 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5WkJ0ib0w9M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5WkJ0ib0w9M&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Last night I watched “Space Wars” on The History Channel. The show wasn’t historical nor non-fictional.</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234422867http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234422867Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:06:05 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnl3tKfgd1qz50sko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you were thinking about getting me a “just because” gift, please consider this Halloween Crocodile Pillow.</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234195499http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234195499Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:33:29 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm9yykMtH1qzt517o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cat’s don’t play synthesizers!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://funeralface.tumblr.com/">funeralface</a>)</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234096920http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234096920Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:11:44 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmdf1L1PT1qzds5yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I’m not reblogging this because I’m a creep. I’m reblogging it, because it showed up in my feed as I was looking away, and everyone was laughing at my screen. I felt ashamed. Now it’s your turn!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://deepdownsouth.tumblr.com/">deepdownsouth</a>)</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234095409http://heller.tumblr.com/post/234095409Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:09:33 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslreicHfx1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/">juliasegal</a>)</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233184380http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233184380Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:07:18 -0500<object id="ce_91374520" width="400" height="300" data="http://current.com/e/91374520/en_US"><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/91374520/en_US" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://current.com/e/91374520/en_US" width="400" height="300" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Animal Planet or Porno?</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233183056http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233183056Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:05:34 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslqv2CNYn1qz50sko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Check out my weekly post about <a href="http://su.pr/5W3UxJ">some FAILs that I don’t think are FAILs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Are you really going to tell me it’s a FAIL to sign your name on a hurdle? This guy probably just won a race, and he’s gone back to write his name on the final hurdle he had to jump over. Oh it’s fine for <a>Banksy</a> to draw anywhere, but when an athlete engages in graffiti it’s a FAIL? C’mon, end this double standard.</p> </blockquote>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233165943http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233165943Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:42:37 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshrx1TKxM1qzgnyoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://anygivenburner.tumblr.com/">anygivenburner</a>)</p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233081652http://heller.tumblr.com/post/233081652Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:44:18 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskw0ymFTc1qz50sko1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>Are you familiar with Keola & Kapono Beamer, and their record <a href="http://hellerscorner.blogspot.com/2009/11/honolulu-city-lights.html">Honolulu City Lights</a>?</b></p>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/232743046http://heller.tumblr.com/post/232743046Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:36:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7388754&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7388754&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7388754&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>soooo cool!!! this prank thoroughly out did the salt wars of 2003</p> <p><a href="http://amircohen.tumblr.com/post/232084431/blumenfeld-and-i-went-to-los-angeles-this-weekend">amircohen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.beingfamous.com">Blumenfeld</a> and I went to Los Angeles this weekend to surprise one of our best friends, Offer, on his birthday. Little did we know, we’d also be celebrating his engagement. Congratz!</p> </blockquote>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/232091314http://heller.tumblr.com/post/232091314Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:33:03 -0500<p>Do the same thing and replace “video sharing” and “funny t-shirts” with “josh heller”</p> <p><a href="http://amandalynferri.tumblr.com/post/231979096/guide-to-enlightenment">amandalynferri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://log.andrewpile.com/post/231974323/guide-to-enlightenment">pile</a>:</p> <blockquote><ol> <li>Go to google.com</li> <li>Type “video sharing”</li> <li>Click “I’m Feeling Lucky”</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>Do the same thing and replace “video sharing” with “funny t-shirts”</p> </blockquote>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/232048553http://heller.tumblr.com/post/232048553Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:31:55 -0500“<p>just noticed a type-o in a spread sheet i’m doing, every time, for about 1,000 rows “commentator” is spelled right</p> <p>except row 803</p> <p>it is spelled ‘commontator’<br/> wtf</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>bdorries</em>http://heller.tumblr.com/post/231679635http://heller.tumblr.com/post/231679635Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:51:00 -0500