Time Machine: 2005
The first time I wrote a blog post.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 2005
This is the first official post on the new HellersCorner.com.
I’ve moved from columnist to blog author. I’ve always thought that blogs were for uninterestingpeople who shop at Hot Topic and own the entire Drive Thru Records catalog. They write aboutteenage angst and the dramatics of existence. I never would have expected a person as hilarious as myself to be involved in the BLOG thing. But alas, I have.
I hope that my blog is so esoteric, that you will have to know my ever move to understand it. “Oh my god I can’t believe she wore that.” I hope that you know who I mean be she, and what she wore. If you don’t, the answer is Rebecca, and the what, is a hat made out of a sea turtle.Everybody know’s that sea turtle hats have been out of fashion since dressing in tin foilwent out of style in the 90’s.
In Marx’s world view, Religion is the Opium of the MassesIn Opium Den’s, Opium is the Opium of the Masses
How come you never get the choice to read the book chronologically in Choose Your Own Adventure books?
How often are away messages written specifically for you. I’m not even talking about the %n ones, but the ones that say “How could you do this to me?” I then think of all the things I could have done to the person. And realize I did set their house on fire. FINE—Sorry, at least you have a wireless connection.
According to the Internet Heller’s Corner was the scene of one of the defeats that Little Turtle inflicted upon the Americans.
http://www.mcs.k12.in.us/histsoc/Aug02.htm
According to my mom Heller’s Corner is kind of funny.
(Source: hellerscorner.blogspot.com)
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