heller!

door2door evangelicals stopped by

::Knock on the door. Square couple holding bibles standing on the other side. They seem to take notice the mezuzah on my parent’s door::

“Shalom”

::I am not wearing a shirt::

“Oh, you’re just getting out of bed.” 

::My parents’ miniature beagle runs out the door::

“Oh, your dog just ran out.”

:: I pick up the miniature beagle::

“I’m Not Interested.” 

:: Slam door ::

“Can I just ask you a question about Tikkun Olam?”