July 21, 2014
90s meme mash-up: Rap & Aliens & Neon! 

90s meme mash-up: Rap & Aliens & Neon! 

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Talking about Summer Commune at Bloomington Ignite 12

Talking about Summer Commune at Bloomington Ignite 12

Sunset over Taco Bell / on Instagram http://ift.tt/1zXGeXO

Sunset over Taco Bell / on Instagram http://ift.tt/1zXGeXO

Just laughin’

Just laughin’

July 20, 2014

Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

"Nobody ever did figure out why Raul Hitler’s career never took off."

(Source: Spotify)

How many Phish fans accidentally bought tickets to HOT 97s Summer Jam thinking it was a mandolin jam sesh but still “totally vibed” to DMX?

-Heller 7/8/12

Thinking about pizza. / on Instagram http://ift.tt/1k5ziU7

Thinking about pizza. / on Instagram http://ift.tt/1k5ziU7