March 2012
“”I’m looking for something with the danger and sexiness of a cult, but without...”
– Check out the FAQ! (via summercommune)
“Just looking for some free money and publicity”
– Nancy Novikoff, Spammer
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February 2012
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Economist Journalist, Detained At Mitt Romney... →
WOW WTF!?!
SymFeldmetry
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yarn
I helped my mom unwind her yarn. I held my hands out and she rolled the yarn into a ball. It took a long time, so I tried to adjust the process to make it go faster. The yarn tangled and it took us a longer time to fix the error.
She said that was a metaphor for life. Don’t try to speed things up, follow a steady course and you’ll complete the task at hand. I said that following a...
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COCOBASS.NET: POCKTLEE →
cocobass:
Después de aspirar un poco de Pocktlee (humo en la lengua nahuatl) el gran Mock The Zuma fue poseído por sus ancestros aztecas que mostraron visiones del futuro. Al despertar impactado por todas las cosas horribles que vió, de su mente no se salían los sonidos que acompañaban estas…
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“I make six figures an hour!”
– - sweatshop employee at Hasbro’s toy factory.
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“Do we continually have to prove to ourselves we exist? A strange sign of...”
– Baudrillard, America, pp 21
The Best Malls and Industrial Parks in Orange... →
I wrote this for Matador.
http://festivalnrmal.net/2012/ →
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Kickstarter To Outfund National Endowment for the... →
Strickler tells TPM that the amount of money Kickstarter distributes this year is a number that they view “in both a good and a bad way.” Yes, Kickstarter can drive as much money to the arts as a federal agency, which means that more artists will have money for projects. “But maybe it shouldn’t be that way,” Strickler says, “Maybe there’s a reason for...
switching to champagne / got some soy buffalo...
Do y’all like TV shows?
Y’all ever listened to Dave Matthews Band in the Del Taco?
Y’all ever wished that they expropriated the petroleum industry in the United States?
“They are playing Toro y moi at the tgifridays in compton….hood meets...”
– Joel
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this is my pinterest thing →
“@joshuaheller no it’s not bro! Pinterest is an online pinboard! Say a...”
– Derris on me saying that Pinterest is for girls.
randy: big news...cash money signed Limp Bizkit!!!!
The Carpetbagger: Plenty of Stars but Only One... →
As always the main star of the night was Mayor Villaraigosa himself. Recently appointed the chairman of the Democratic National Convention by President Obama, he offered his customary mix of stump speechifying and pop culture addiction. When the Bagger found our way to him in his usual spot — surrounded by a passel of beautiful women – he quickly began listing his favorite films of the season...
“I just got laid off-Summer Commune here I come!
i have 15 more minutes of work,...”
– a communard (via summercommune)
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We did karaoke at a mall for Asian businesses. We were drinking a caffeinated batch of Four Loko out of a Camelbak. TLC’s No Scrubs came on the radio. I wondered if the karaoke place had that song No Pigeons by Sporty Thievez.
Outside cops were videotaping each other. I asked cameraman if he was shooting COPS. He looked at me as if I were stupid “no.” Cops can’t take jokes.
We...
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Shaquille O'Neal – No Hook featuring Prince Rakeem... →
This is what Wu-Tang would sound like if they let Shaq join in a different dimension.
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Recent Wikipedia discoveries
The European Spaceport is in South America.
George Clooney’s cousin was that jerk from Robocop.
Louisville is home to a strong and vibrant Pagan community.
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