May 2011
The Independent: Consuming Issues: How to navigate... →
April 2011
Grandmaster Flash - Beat Street
learn from the...
A comprehensive list of every band I've been in.
Square Deal
DJ Jew *
Professor Curls *
Los Extranjeros (Spain)
Southwestern Desert Vernacular
DJ Europuff ft. Second Street All Stars
Untitled Fifth & D Projects
Los Extrangüeros (Mexico)
Bullfight Dynamite
dot dot dot and the random dancers featuring the Random Dancers
Thanks For The Add The Band
RAUNCHMANINOFF *
Raunchmaninoff *
Haunted Locket (Germany)
* Denotes solo project.
“‘Certificate’s fake, Hawaii aint even a state.”
– Conservative bro, who doesn’t want to admit he was wrong.
“Anarchy means pushing over trash cans, ditching math class & striving for a...”
– Enlightened Seventh Grader
“Grease thefts have spiked whenever fuel prices climbed during the last four...”
– Reuters: Fryer grease rustling rises due to oil price hikes
Grease Rustler!
The apostrophe in Cam’ron literally stands for “e”.
Central European Summer Time
Cool name for a timezone.
“We live in a post-racial society.”
– Racist Joke
A drunk couple wearing Tapout sweatshirts and holding bags of empty cans sat in front of me. They argued about which band’s tour bus they were looking at.
“It’s probably just a rich Yankee. If it was someone famous they’d have it plastered across the side.”
As I was writing about them, the man turned around and held out his Blackberry. Huey Lewis was playing on the tiny screen.
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BuzzFeed: Get Drunk But Neither Broke Nor Fat →
I would like to attempt this science experiment.
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STIR →
Very cool new radical magazine published by good friends in London.
“They’re mostly cerebral nihilists filled with pointless ping-pong stats and ‘80s...”
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“The true meaning of “TWITTER”
Typing Without Intelligent Thought
To Everyone...”
– I can deal with my grandfather’s anti-Islamic e-mail forwards, but now he’s messing with Social Media.
He’s gone too far!
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“Raze the roof!! (If you’re on the the demolition crew.)”
– A foreman who likes to make you think you’re about to party, but really you have to get back to work.
I walked into a rose bush. My head was scratched by some thorns. Same thing basically happened to a bro on this date like 2000 years ago.
I was holding a 30 pack of Bud Light in line behind an old Armenian lady at the Rite Aid in Glendale when Elliott Smith played over the loudspeaker.
Hilarious live tweet of a terrible date.
I’m on a date with a girl who has been talking about yoga and her older sister for over an hour straight. Stay tuned about 5 hours ago via web
At this point I’d still go for the kiss. Hey, she does yoga and looks great, but the conversation is tough. about 5 hours ago via web
She’s coming back. about 5 hours ago via web
So far my date has only talked about herself and yoga....
I’ve returned from a five-week journey to South by Southwest & the Pacific Northwest.
I’ll be in Los Angeles for four weeks then Europe for sixteen.
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Last night you were in my dream. You told me that you were leaving New York to study the panda bears of Sumatra. I was eating potato skins at a Chili’s inside a dark mall that also had a depressing comedy open mic.
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Touretteshero
I heard this great piece on Canadian radio about a woman who has Tourette’s Syndrome. She has embraced the humor of condition and agreed to an interview if they didn’t edit anything out. She repeatedly said “Biscuit” “fuck” and “Happy, Christmas” in the middle of her sentences.
Her speech pattern sounds like Aphex Twin invented the English...
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“In short, whether the life is criminal or not, the decision is to encourage the...”
– an e-mail my girlfriend sent me.
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“I find a stick and stick it into the sand. I found a crab carcass and impaled it...”
– I wrote something funny about nature in 738-words or less.
“I have to say, as someone who is not Christian, it’s hard for me to believe...”
– Jon Stewart to Mike Huckabee on The Daily Show (via onusmemorandi)
46 Percent of Mississippi Republicans Want... →
This is just a sneaky Mississippi Republican ploy to radicalize interracial couples into the fight for marriage equality.
jennthem
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“1. primate - a senior clergyman and dignitary
2. primate - any placental...”
– dictionaries
Wikipedia: Mother's Day - Dates around the world →
Around the world almost everyday is Mother’s Day.
I threw a rock over a cliff into the sea. I think I hit a guy. I heard “Krak-Ow-Splash.” This is also the name of my favorite Polish cocktail.
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