It looks as though ‘#livetweetingMonsterMash’ will not be coming...– Variety
An apple a day keeps a doctor away So does the...
"That's not my cup of tea!" -- Someone who...
T. Rexs would have trouble slapping a bitch– Mom
I OWN A STAGECOACH MOTHERFUCKER!!– Pat Buchanan
There was a rabbi at my synagogue named Jerry Danzig, which is the exact same name as the bassist from The Misfits if he married the singer.
Levon Helm yelling “swag”
WTF, a sharkskin suit is not made from shark skin?
Do not speak to him unless you are spoken to.– From an email sent to staffers on the Herman Cain campaign about how to behave while traveling in a car with the GOP candidate. (via officialssay) Finally, a candidate for people who hate people. (via inadvisable) Note: I’ve always suspected Herman Cain was like everyone’s crazy, misanthropic old...
…we never did get mojo potatoes.– lichman
I can walk through walls, specifically if they...
Keep it Real!– Chinese magistrate who banned TV shows that included “fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating feudal superstitions, fatalism and reincarnation, ambiguous moral lessons, and a lack of positive thinking.”
Place Palace Palance Parlance
Dont u hate it when u order kibbe and & it comes &...
EasyJet set– Young hip people in Europe and surrounding areas who manage to travel and party all over the place, on a low budget, thanks to low-cost carriers like EasyJet and Ryanair.
Seen some raccoons in the recycling dumpster and on top of the hedge.
Aykroyd as the 99% Chase as Occupy Wall Street detractors.
Last thing about D.I.Y. Four Loko
I adapted Buzzfeed’s recipe from last year’s Four Loko buzz for tonight’s concoction. Their recipe calls for St. Ides and caffeine pills. I couldn’t find the 8.2% malt liquor so I went with King Cobra which is 6%. I think that there is a negative history of putting pills into party drinks so I didn’t. It’s a strictly BYOCP party. I filled the contents into a...
I picked up some Native Instrument VSTs, so I can...
Wednesday in Spanish
October 31st in Austria
This is a good slogan for UC Irvine - "Derrida and...
Another great sketch by Uncle Mom
Color Lines: A History of Georgia’s 1%: Why You... →
Bilingual jokes about frat boys are Bromas.
Wild Fermentation - Making Sauerkraut is Easy! →
I’m about to enter the kraut game motherfuckers.
If a girl tells me that I should add her on facebook, is that good? Like do you think she’ll want to go out with me?
It’s a good sign, why don’t you add her, send her a message, spark up conversation, take it to chat, then ask her on a date?
Rob made me feel bad about my car.
So. We don’t live in Sweet Valley High. It doesn’t matter.
I wish it was easier to talk to girls who are attractive.
Students for Justice in Palestine & Sarah Jessica Parker Budget cuts means student groups have to merge together.
mobius1ski: Lies, damned lies & antisemitism at... →
Slacktory: The Best Occupy Wall Street Conspiracy... →
I wrote some jokes about five Occupy Wall Street conspiracies.