February 2011
“At least your getting exercise.” “Don’t give advice you’re not a doctor.”
Old woman with a cane being helped by an employee at Junior’s deli.
January 2011
-: It stars Charles Bronson.
*: The guy from Beethoven?
-: That's Charles Grodin.
“We won’t live our lives like our parents lived them.”
– Egyptian youth protestors
(via)
an apology...
On October 1st, 2006 I wrote:
There were all sorts of exhibits, and mayonaised doused foods… (don’t try the corn, with mayo, cheese, and pepper… do try the foster farms corn dogs.)
I want to apologize to any Elotes or Esquites I may have offended.
Look I was new to Mexico, I hadn’t messed around with mayonaise on my corns yet. It seemed gross.
I want you to know that...
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OBAMA ONLY MADE A LOX JOKE TO APPEASE OUR JEWISH...
““You know six cars can pass and nobody will tell me what time it is....”
– Man at the Hope street offramp.
I left to discover Latin America 5 years ago... →
I’m still looking.
The Russian mechanic slowly opened the drawer. He pulled out a photograph.
“Do you know who this is?”
I examined the picture. Two men were standing in front of a classic car. “Is that Van Halen?” “Yes. He’s famous in your country?”
(hellerscorner)
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secret song
I just heard a new song on the “Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots” album that I listened to a thousand times in 2005.
The copy I had did not include track 2 - “One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21.” I was used to going from “Fight Test” straight to part one of the album’s titular track. Now this second track sounds out of place.
It’s like preferring the...
http://whitepeoplerappingpoorly.tumblr.com/ →
Foreign Social Networks - What the World Uses... →
Urlesque: CopperCab Apologizes for Slavery →
L.A. Ranked #1 Rudest City in America →
Disagree, have you ever been to Boston?
tumblangeles:
Agree or disagree?
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“What do Jewish people think about government?”
I walked up the 110 offramp from Kachi Deli. Across the street I could see the old oil building that’d been converted into a TV studio. I peered up to the ninth floor, my old office. I hadn’t been back since I was canned two months ago. I hoped nobody would see me. I walked on the far side of the street. I passed behind some buses to obscure myself.
A man walked out of a port-a-potty that bus...
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Venezuela anger at 'mocking' Colombia soap opera →
“Chepe Fortuna stars a character called Colombia and her sister Venezuela, who owns a dog called Little Hugo, the same name as Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez…”
“Her gossipy and unscrupulous manner, it said, showed “the shameless manipulation of the plot to demoralise the Venezuelan people”.”
(BBC News)
Can rain curse? Car insurance!
“quit wasting time and post the whole damn track already. the people are in...”
– 5 months ago I made a joke video where I pretended to be a dubstep DJ who is really into The Cranberries. I made a beat to go with the joke.
Now people are taking this joke seriously and want the full version. New DJ name = Inadvertent Rusko.
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Good Manners in the Age of WikiLeaks - Slavoj... →
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Soup: Cellphone ban on planes is not to protect... →
ryanbrown:
FINALLY:
From reading the comments, it seems a lot of people believe that the cellphone ban during takeoff and landing is safety related, and mandated by the FAA. It’s not. The FCC had the ban implemented because as planes fly along, full of hundreds of passengers,…
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ricardo montalban - We’ve Got Delays (BASED...
“these ices suck…. i was at a party… my buddy draqnk too much so some...”
– neddyt15 has made a comment on Bros Icing Bros: A How-to Documentary