On the road again.
I am about to embark on the Great American dream (2.0.) As you may know, I work entirely remotely. My laptop is my office. I’ve done my job from Chicago, San Juan, and Joshua Tree. All I need is an internet connection. I moved to Brooklyn six months ago, because of this mobility. I have been having a great time here. These have been the best half-dozen months in my...
I went to a Jewish hippie commune in Connecticut...
(via Heller’s Corner)
Monkees mom invented Wite-Out →
Michael Nesmith’s mom, Bette Nesmith Graham invented Wite-Out. That is the most talented family ever.
Rich came all the way to Brooklyn to do one thing. Make drunken TV pilots.
Elect David Gildart - 37 - Male - GAINSVILLE →
David Gildart is running for Alachua County Soil and Water Conservation District Group 2. Before casting your Alachua County ballot, you should know these exciting facts about David. Assistant General Manager of a TGI Friday’s in Gainesville. His hero is Ramses II. A member in his top eight is a Juggalo. Has been to Arkansas, Nashville, New York, and Atlanta. His opponent Todd Martin,...
collegelife: Adam was allowed to come with me to a Laker game; if and only if he agreed to drive my car there, document our entire time, then edit the resulting video, and finally put it on Facebook!! In the immortal words of Kennen and Kell …………….”Ahhhh here it goes”
Tip of My Tongue →
tumbledore: This awesome tool helps you find words you’re thinking about but can’t completely recall.
Sonning is a quick witted retort most of the time in which some one disses...– Ben Dorries
Student arrested for zombie story
The story that’s popped up on BoingBoing about a high school student arrested for writing a zombie story is quite compelling, but it happened in 2005. It’s not new news Blogosphere! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/08/high_school_zombie_threat/
Stella saw my profile and had become ‘intrested’ in me. She said she “will also like to know [me] the more.” How could I resist? Could this be the real thing? Could this be… Love? I dreamed of our life together at her family’s home in the English countryside. She wrote me beautiful poetry: “remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters...
LAFD Gets Rickrolled →
benchinn: liana: stephenfalk:lafd: J, It sounds as though you just ‘Rickrolled’ us! Respectfully Yours in Safety and Service, Brian Humphrey Firefighter/Specialist Public Service Officer Los Angeles Fire Department The LAFD responded to an urgent call from a house on Riverside and found Rick Astley on the front lawn midway through “Never Gonna Give You Up.” A Lolcat stuck in a nearby Oak...
Pac-Man Death Rattle
shawnpearlman: I was walking around Wall Street and found this right around the corner from the NY Stock Exchange. It’s written in Monopoly money. How coincidental considering our economic crisis! Twenty minutes later I walked by the same spot and it was gone.
benstein: benchinn: (via collegelife)
They’re [Diggnation] just funny… and then I was thinking…...– Abby
BD: I'm so thrilled that my friend Andrew went to Denver, and saw the hobos.
JH: Seriously I think that you and you're associates are the funnest derelest peoples ever.
BD: Heck yeah we are.
JH: I wonder if it's just because you are, and all the people you know are or if it's a Denver thing.
BD: It's both. Not all from Denver achieve greatness but It's good that you can appreciate it.
JH: It's scary. I mean I can roll.
BD: Some can't.
JH: The kids I grew up with. probably can't.
BD: What's scary ? How much fun we have?
JH: They'd just think your lifestyle is too intense.
BD: We have the most fun out of anyone in the world. It scares people.
JH: What contributes to that? Why are people from Denver the funnest?
BD: Well Denver living breeds a certain mix of daring and alcoholism and then the people who are the best at this lifestyle bond together which formed The Wetboys and extended Wet Family, and then when you're in the family Denver is your oyster and you can do whatever you want.
JH: Yeah I like it because y'all are smart and creative, but also drink like hosers.
BD: Because you're with so many people that no one will stop you.
JH: It's like the best of all possible worlds.
BD: Yeah, Brains and drinking
JH: Denver has a history of nutzos. I read On the Road and they stop in Denver in the 50s and they have a crazy time.
BD: Oh and the altitude helps.
JH: How so?
BD: It makes you drunker. Robyn went to Denver and said he had "The worst hangovers of his life"
BD: I'm sure I've shown this to you before: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/453899/denver_named_most_dangerously_drunk.html?cat=5
JH: Why is it dated December 31 1969?
BD: Well, that's wrong.
Josh Heller Predicts My Wedding
I'm marrying Amanda to a Norwegian.
josh heller: are you going to get married in connecticut
amandalynferri: hmm, most likely
I guess it depends on where my bride is from
josh heller: norway
amandalynferri: she is going to be from norway?
josh heller: i have a crystal ball in front of me
Josh just im'd me out of nowhere to inform me that my future bride will be of Norwegian decent. I told him I would allow him to marry me if this is true. I would like Josh to marry me. Bring it on Norway.
Ally: here is some dutch for you ik denk u een weinig grappig rui
Josh: if you think were grapping rui?
Ally: nope thats not what it says
Josh: what it is fool?
Ally: here is the same in russian я думаю вы пахнет немногой funny
Josh: fuck you tell me the answer
Ally: look it up there is a thing called the internet (signs off)
Josh: I think you have a little fun moulting // I think you smells nemnogoy (?)
Ally: lol i said i think you smell a little funny. i have a translator on my dashboard love you!
Rocking out to Italian cartoon theme songs. →
Tartarughe Ninja alla Riscossa http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_PEtXHyjH2U Sigla Batman http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v1X6OBhn13o L’incorreggibile lupin http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c4EBL3r4pb4 (via Sav_)
Amir B. for prezzy. jakeandamir: Election — REBLOG + COMMENT PLZ!! Stop.
Muxtape remembers [username] →
http://muxtape.com/remembers/heller tumbledore: jessicapetunia: And now this! Musical time capsules, I tell ya.