2008

Jul

What's the deal with hip-hop?

Jun

New bedroom/boardroom.

Interactive musical performance.

Just call him back already! Dmitri just has a certain charm, and his Canadian accent is adorable.

I am aware that I may get public mockary...

Aquabats - Return of the… Reel Big Fish - Turn the Radio Off Hey Brother Can You Spare Some...

This is the best single web page on the Internoots.

Al-Qaeda had been the most media-savvy terrorist group in...

Get ready for a video response, about how we wear tight clothes to pull myopic indie-rock bitches.

Mike Moss Fashion Tips: Excursion #2

pavblog: Mega-hearts, Meta-hearts!!

George Carlin is dead :(

Dude… what if we could drill for oil, on the moon?!?

It’s sad that Tim Russert died. But when you work in the fast paced world of news, you feel...

Ideology Spam, now with great tits.

Josh Heller does stand up at Comix

brooklyniswatching.com

“your a fucking terrorist for putitng this up. i would prove...”
— A comment.

“Andrew WK stopped making albums after this dude Steev Mike...”
— -BD on the Andrew WK...

There is a market for ‘lamest rappers ever’. I’m going to be rich.

Welcome Bushwick additions.

This is an MP3 of this song that is stuck in my head BASKETBALL JONES, BASKET BALL JONES, BASKETBALL...

I watched Being There last night, This cartoon is in the movie. The song is a George Harrison jam,...

“It does get a little weird when you’re listening to...”
— Ben Stein

The Science of Sarcasm (Not That You Care)

Mike Moss dance party.

Live from Staten Island

Thanks for the Add’s epic, epic, epic, epic song, about fucking bitches from JDate.

I’m going to see my friends in London in a few hours… meet me at either the 15 Fulton...

May

Thanks for the Add - Mark Y Marta / Clavicle (REMIX)

Thanks for the ADD more like it. nblumenfeld: Last...

Virtual Brunch live at Comix NYC

Mike Moss on Thanks for the Add’s Live Show.

“Thanks for the Add, LIVE IN NYC We are making our debut...”
— myspace.com/thanksfortheaddtheb...

Reasons to rejoin Friendster.

Pavla Dating Service

Josh: hey thanks for telling that girl to make out with me. you didnt even know her?
Pavla: hahaha no problem. nopes. im sorry she didnt go home with you. i thoguth she was cute and should make out with you tho
Josh: how did that happen you didnt talk to her at all before?
Pavla: i went up to her and said "hi you are cute! i think you should dance with my friend!" and i pointed to you. and she said "okay!" and then i push ed her into you thats the pavla dating service

Finnish Fashions

Pornography converted to family friendly...

My first official Lolcat…

FBI don't you be watching me

Mike Moss pop culture minute (and a half.)

Mike Moss fashion tips!

My Wiki World! Googlemaps now with wikipedia!

My first ReBlog. benstein: the original original office.

Jokes

“My friend grew up Asian, so he says that’s why he isn’t into Asian girls. I think...

One of my recent television appearances.

Consumer Freedom

I saw a link for a website called PETA Kills Animals.It seemed pretty strange, because I don’t...

I just made this beat, in Bushwick, on a beat box.

Some people add weird monologues/nunchucks to Current.

Frog and Mouse: this is the kind of stuff you read...

I just got photoshop.

"5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley"

Apr

Flipbooking & fun samples, who could ask for more?

My hip hop jam, a few weeks old, but it’s about to break on to US charts. It’s an homage...

Coachella woes.

For the past six “last weekends in April” I’ve attend that party in the desert:...

Single Malt Mux

singlemaltscott: Gathering sites up like a moss on a rock. So, friends keep on a hitting me up...

New Thanks for the ADD songs.

Jelly Brooklyn this Friday 4/25

Carne Asada is not a Crime

Public Embroidery

Theme for Bill Nye, the Science Guy (DJ Joshua Heller Remix)

Feb

Latin electro love song for the lovely ladies that order lasagna at olive garden.

Jan

2007

Dec

When people ask how Arnold Schwarzenneger was elected governor of California. You can yield to this...

Nov

Preposthumous - Kevin H

“Smell Yo Dick” - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA >

Apparently everybody in France is making music that I like. http://www.myspace.com/digikid84 and...

Zombie crossings, Tzintzuntzan, Michoacan.

Oct

“Disponability” A Spanglish word for Availability

“sorry joshuaheller, but i use this email address...”

This sounds like Chromeo.

“Baby, that’s grammar school. Any damn fool can beg up...”
— Bukowski, Post Office, page...

Concert ban for 'Chavez critic'

Teki Latex, of French rap group TTC explains the ideology behind his music. “Innovation is...

Paris is down for whatever. Teki Latex ft Lio - Le Matins de Paris P.S. Teki Latex looks like...

DINNER DATE

Be my guest for dinner at Red Lobster for their endless shrimp. Only one month...

This is what would happen if you took eleven hits of ecstasy, pulled out a synthesizer and signed a...

I just like the background.

Sep

S: Do you think he's on drugs now?
J: Yes.
S: Like what?
J: X.
S: Really?
J: Yeah, he always had headaches. It's excedrin.

“I’d rather of a bottle in front of me, than a frontal...”
— Tom Waits on Fernwood 2Night

“Brilliant”

I think this is pretty cool. I guess Phil Collins is legit.

Why Do You Do What You Do?

Even though Belarus is technically part of Europe, there is a world of difference. Oh me.

A vintage UC Davis Coffee House talent show act, circa 2005.

Hot Dog Allergies

“Many sources, including books, television, movies, and...”
— http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ni...

C: are you calling yourself the kerouac of comedy?
H: no the kerouac of writing

I don’t know why, I don’t know why any-more.

Daniel Johnston

I like this song.

Aug

CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective :: reading...

I think I’m getting carried away with uploading fotos from mi telefono.

Kavinsky is the shit.

They’ll fix your eyes and then drop a funky fresh...

this wallet contains every major north american...

as it turns out i can send photos from my phone.

KAVINSKY is A JOHN CARPENTER SOUNDTRACK only slightly faster.

Mikey: Who was the first guy to start drinking milk from a cow?
Josh: You know man it was... Abraham Lincoln... it's like that old saying.. Abraham Lincoln Invented Milk Drinkin'.
Mikey: Word.

Jul

Satan Gave Me a Taco.