September 16, 2014

A documentary about Valley Plaza & Laurel Plaza in North Hollywood.

These malls were unique, because they were the first ones to ever be built with the automobile in mind. Previous shopping centers were in heavily trafficked downtowns. Laurel Plaza & Valley Plaza were constructed next to the not-yet-built freeways. 

September 15, 2014

The comic spirit looks to or away from the beautiful. The absurd spirit embodies the sublime.

The exhilaration of illicitly snagging a pomegranate off of someone’s tree.

The only person in my neighborhood who I regularly exchange pleasantries with is the street drunk around the corner.

It’s distracting, being human


September 14, 2014

One time in Colombia, I tried Hot Dog Bullion.

It was gross.

September 9, 2014
LAPD is the only police department whose slogan is in quotes.
Best line from Los Angeles Plays Itself
Becoming a surrealist entertainment reporter tomorrow.

Becoming a surrealist entertainment reporter tomorrow.

September 8, 2014
I don’t think it’s necessary to shun the whole ugly system and go live in the woods, pretending to be a deaf-mute, as Holden Caulfield often fantasized. But we could certainly do well to understand what big commerce really wants us to be. They’ve been working for decades to create millions of ideal consumers, and they have succeeded. Unless you’re a real anomaly, your lifestyle has already been designed.

Funkadelic fan club HQ (c. 1978)

United Maggots Emergency Base
6253 Hollywood Blvd.,
Hollywood, California 90028
United Funk of Funkadelica

Porky’s down to La Sexta / on Instagram

Porky’s down to La Sexta / on Instagram